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Welcome to My Blog

If you're reading this, you probably have a loved one (or hated one) behind bars. Male_silhouette_2

This is my blog - an honest account of a life spent mostly behind bars, of being born into a family of full of borderline personalities, and how I coped with being "different" than the rest of my family. How I learned to do this was to drink, use drugs, and try to accomplish something (aka be a criminal) on the streets.

You might say that my life is a warped, urban version of Malcolm in the Middle - where Malcolm doesn't succeed until he's almost 50 (which I am now), and only after he closes the door on the insanity that are his immediate family.

I'm incarcerated right now - for something I didn't do...really - no kidding. I'll tell you about that later, but here I sit, trying to survive and thrive in an environment designed to make inmates crazy, unfit for human society, and a system designed to suck the last bits of their own humanity each day.

I'm R. My wife is G. That's all you need to know for now. 

Tags: Prison Life, Drug Use, Rehabilitation, Malcolm in the Middle.

April 13, 2006 at 09:19 PM in Life behind Bars | Permalink | Comments (0)

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